i have a slight suspicion he made that line specifically for me to read

This guy obviously doesn’t own a big ahh truck 😭🙏

notice how he didn’t say louisiana

But what about yee haw

Yeehaw indeed brother

deep in the heart

TEXAS IS THE BEST STATE, WTF. WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALMOST EVERYTHING GOOD ABOUT AMERICA

so basically he would become a dictator and get impeached within a month

this guy obviously doesnt own an airfryer

Cold ass takes