Feel free to ask me about my plans for the Country.

ultimate yappatron

"yap" in the big 2025💔💔💔💔💔

"the" in MASSIVE 2025

thats nice honey

Do NOT vote bro 😭🙏🙏

Saying you're gonna kick out Texas is crazy, we produce most of the shit America needs. Like f**king OIL.

it MIGHT have been directed to me

Oh no wonder you're so mad ab me kicking Texas out, you're Texan, only Texans get mad when people say Texas sucks

Yeah. Im VERY f**kin Texan.

-Put more funds into disease research
-Keep pornography legal, but make sure that if someone tries to access a pornography site they have to read a few paragraphs about the dangers of porn addiction and stuff kind of like cigarettes but once they read it they’re good
-Keep weed legal, do the same shit they do with cigarettes though
-Ban those bigass trucks that are f**king stupid
-Abolish Tesla
-Ban the creation or sale of nazi flags
-Bring down prices
-Make people have to take a basic human compassion/empathy test before they have a child (to ensure that they don’t do some shit like beat/disown their kid for being gay or something)
-Ensure that more LGBTQ+ helplines are created
-Ban the creation or sale of MAGA hats (I just don’t like the look of them it’s an ugly red)
-Ensure that we’re at good terms with Portugal
-Make sure that history books in school teach ACTUAL history and not just altered history that make the United States of America look like the good guy
-Make efforts to make America less narcissistic (pretty much a lot of Americans think America is the best state when that couldn’t be further from the truth)
-Open more cheese factories in Wisconsin
-Open more cheese factories in Colorado
-Open more cheese factories in Pennsylvania
-Kick Texas out of america (they suck, whoever wants them can have them idgaf)
-Make sure that kids are taught basic empathy in school
-Make sure that essentials like paying taxes, repairing cars or electricals, etc. are taught in schools instead of stupid dumbass shit like when George Bush died
-Abolish the NFL
-Actively encourage the production, sale, and consumption of Red 40 and Blue 2 and Yellow 5
-Make the punishment for sexually harassing someone being hooked up to a period cramp simulator for 72 hours and then put on house arrest for 3 weeks on top of a $6,500 fine
-Force North Dakota and South Dakota to join into just Dakota, they have no reason to be separated
-Force North Carolina and South Carolina to join into just Carolina, they have no reason to be separated
-Ban the use of AI for commercial use, such as game covers, advertisements, etc.
-Make Minecraft funds give them 30 billion because why not
-Deport the billionaires
-Make sure people can take more time off for mental health or whatever
Make sure there’s an actually good mental health help system
Figure out a different punishment system for criminals that isn’t just throwing them in a concrete box for X amount of time because tf is that gonna do

You should never be put in office, damn.

Why

Texas? Really? You're gonna remove the best state?

Worst state*

Best. F**k you.

You're reinforcing my point that Texans are narcissists that thinks EVERYONE should be like them. This is why I'm kicking you guys out

Lmao you took a joke WAY too seriously. Have you even BEEN to yeehaw land?

Yeah and it sucked

Suuure thats totally what you said.

Ok buddy

Bro really said Texas made him want to off himself. Thatsf**king crazy

Ok buddy

Worst. F**k you.

We're responsible for most of the oil america didnt steal from a 3rd world country. What do you have against the best state bro.

You know what else you're responsible for? Sucking

All I hear is non-yeehaw bitch crying

I don't need to be yeehaw

Everyone needs to be yeehaw

Just put the fries in the bag

"Put the fries in the bag" in the big 2025💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

“in the big 2025💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔” in the big 2k25

L

Why

a lot of shit here is opinions
this is the land of the free

Idgaf

there
right there
thats why you'd be an L president
you dont care how the people feel
only yourself

gonna have to kill you

Why

L take, clearly written by a middle schooler

Clearly you would know a lot about L takes

yeah, I've seen the comments youve made to Andrew

Blah blah blah bro
I was reporting you to Andrew because of past moderations you've made that were based off of your ego and personal biases rather than the actual stream rules, not because of that

wanna see screenshots?

No why would I I'm the one that made the comments and I'm not talking about that

Dragging it like crazy, that shit was weeks ago
At this point it's gonna be like September of 2028 and I'll post about how I finally got my first job and you're gonna be like "Erm didnt you make those comments to Andrew🤓🤓🤓"

bro's got a temp not, I'm sobbing

I literally don't give a f**k that you meatride me enough that you turn ts into a temp

says the one who, when he broke TOS and got banned, went "Andy, Andy, take Jack and Heavens mod and owner!!!!!!!!!!! they're abusing!!!!)

*now

L president
Plus, the Dakotas hate each other. The real Dakota (South Dakota) will not lower itself enough to merge with it's inferior neighbor

Ok

W president

Ty

Fr

Yes

Fr