ME AFTER COMMITING VARIOUS WARCRIMES INCUDING; ARSON, MURDER, GENOCIDE, COMMUNISM, PINAPPLE ON PIZZA, MURDER OF PRESIDENT, RECREATING 9/11, TURNING THE PENTAGON INTO A SQUARE, SPACE WARFARE, PLUTONIUM HORDING/SELLING/USING, REPLACING SOME RANDOM PERSONS TIC-TACS WITH CYANIDE PILLS, CHOOSING CATS OVER DOGS, RESURECTION OF HITLER AND, OF COURSE MUSTARD GAS.