AMIR IN "THE KITE RUNNER" CHAPTER 3:; MY FATHER BABA IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN KABUL. EVERYONE FEARS HIM. HIS APPEARANCE AND HIS CROPPED BEARD MAKES THE DEVIL TO FALL ON HIS KNEES AND BEG FOR MERCY. NO ONE DARES TO OPPOSE HIM OR HATE HIM. A FEW CHAPTERS LATER... VODKA; AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!