Dear God no. . .I almost broke my ankles tripping in these platform shoes; HOW TO HIDE 40LBS OF THUNDER THIGHS AND HIPPO AZZ,
SHEER GENIUS. SOME FASHION IDEAS THAT SHOULD HAVE
STAYED DEAD AND GONE:
CAGED PANNIERS,
PETTICOATS AND HOOP SKIRTS. THIS GET-UP WEIGHED ALMOST HALF MY BODY WEIGHT. I CAN'T DRAW A FULL BREATH WEARING THE CORSET IT REQUIRES. IT TOOK ABOUT 2 HOURS TO ARRANGE THE DRESS TO GO POTTY. IT WAS NEVER DESIGNED TO SIT IN. THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HISTORY DOOM THEMSELVES TO REPEAT IT.
