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When you have to figure out how long it will last

When you have to figure out how long it will last | image tagged in burrito,hangover math | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Well lets check the math. A Gas station burrito is about 2 pounds with an amount of callories of 300, assuming it has all the primary ingredients, such as rice, beans, cheese, chicken, guacamole, and tomatoes. The time to eat it would most likey take about 2 minutes to devour. Seeing as gas station buritos are very greasy and weak, there is a good chance you might spill some on your suit you wore for the date, not to mention the extra pound of weight you just put on, or ignoring the mess on your face when you get there. And also, the price of your average burrito from a gas station is abut $8.99, and depending on where you're going, that price cound be the decision maker on how you will spend on your date.

Answer: I don't fking know
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If you’re wearing a formal outfit, and you’re wanting to impress your date, THEN DON’T EVEN DO IT.
WHY?
1. Possibility of food poisoning
2. Shirt stains
3. Bad breath if you remembered to brush your teeth
4. They’re really unhealthy, even if expensive
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MAYBE IT HAS WORMS THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMART | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Maybe life and death
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No zombies will be getting on this lawn!
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I’ll take both
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Have fun...
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Ok
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in the restroom.
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Ok
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A "smooth brain" (lissencephaly) is a rare brain disorder where the brain lacks the usual folds and grooves. In medical terms, this can lead to severe developmental and neurological issues, including intellectual disabilities, seizures, and motor impairments.

However, in internet slang, "smooth brain" is often used as a humorous or self-deprecating way to imply someone is being unintelligent or not thinking critically.

Got this from chatgpt
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