this now belong to the slime empire! YEAH KILL THE SKELETON!!! -Flowey

The Guild of Dragons surrenders. Do not harm us, and we shall not harm you.
(The guild of dragons does not exist and it is only me in aforementioned guild at the moment)

We will pave the way for your conquering, but we must gain half the stream in return.

and how shall thou do that

Any resistors shall have their posts marked as slime empire property until they submit. They shall also be scorched (harshly argued against)

deal

Lmao. Harshly argued with?! I am willing to comply with the rules and regulations of the Slime Empire

Damn right you are

I have joined the Slime Empire by acting as proxy for SCP-999

You're the negotiator

What shall be my duties

Idk negotiating. Ask the slimes not me I'm just the menacing dragon in the corner

Fair enough

I’m the only slime in the slime empire

The Guild of Dragons…. That name reminds me of SCP-1762 “where the dragons went”. I was tearing up by the time I finished reading about it.

Never read it, sounds depressing tho

It really is.

Where did you read it?

Scp wiki. Scp-1762

Ok

Once my announcement template is finished, I might make it stream and amass an army

YaYa! (Really bad Temmie interpretation)

hOI!!!

guess what.
YOU AINT HURTING MY BOY!

"Slime gang" mfw it starts raining :

Do I stand against the slime empire? I don’t think so as I made it obvious I stand with the slime empire. I stand as proxy for SCP-999, who *gasp* is an orange slime!

Imagine if this turns into a great war or something, that would be fun

I have no words. I would do a Switzerland and remain neutral (most likely)

I'd pull a Turkey and play both sides

I shalt not allow thee to harmth the skeleton. I’ll summone a slimy friend of mine!

Who?

SCP-999 has the ability to make anyone in its presence happy by transferring its mad voices in their minds. It can even cure mental disorders like depression and PTSD and can pacify serial killers. Even SCP-682 was not immune to its effects and broke down laughing when it touched him.

WAIT I think I heard a song about him

999 or Scarlet King?

999

i think it's able to tame Scarlet King idrk

Yh

Welp. Even the greatest have a weakness

what can i say except B R U H (yes)

I won’t hurt him if you join the slime empire

not joining he'll be back anyways

/summon Papyrus

/summon Papyrus
/effect Papyrus immortality 9999999999 1

Papyrus has the soul of Determination

what soul

Papyrus cannot unfuse with it now that he has it.

do you want papyrus to survive or not

Sans has judged you

i only killed the human soul not the monster one

Napstablook, get the torture chamber ready!

/effect Papyrus no_pain infinity 1

/kill papyrus

/kill AstroSlime

/determination AstrosSlime

/ragequit_AstroSlime

What type?

Bring the wet clothes!

I could not get a good template so here is a poorly drawn wet shirt

Papyrus slipped on ketchup