sitting around the camp fire

I'M WATCHING A CAMPING VIDEO SOME GUY BROUGHT HIS SMALL MALE DOG CAMPING IN THE SNOW. THE MAN ASKED HIS DOG WHY HE WAS UNHAPPY, THE DOG LOOKED BACK AT HIM AS IF HE WANTED TO ANSWER, "YOU BROUGHT ME CAMPING IN THE SNOW, I'M WELL ENDOWED AND I HAVE SHORT LEGS WHEN I WALK OUTSIDE TO TAKE CARE OF MY BUSINESS, I LEAVE 3 TRAILS IN THE SNOW." ~ "STOP LAUGHING!"