girls when their gc gets leaked: its not that serious
me and the gng when our gc gets leaked: fbi's most wanted
running from the SCP foundation
number one on nato's hitlist
is running from the f**king cia playing real life likes its gta 5
we not only talk about the freakiest shit, but also the most illegal and classified shit on there someone accidentally puts a subpoena on me and the gng instead of a convicted felon and y'know you f**ked up when the scp foundation is after yo ass
not just interpol, europol, the plaaf, the usaf boutta pull up in black hawks ac 130s and apaches, us army is after yo ass
the nws and noaa is theorizing when the next hurricane hitting us specifically
the marines are pulling up on the biggest and baddest boat
cybercom tryna make our phones explode in our pockets
even the martians tryna beam us
that vegan teacher placed a hit on us using us eating animals as an excuse
maybe tash peterson finna pull up to our house to shout and holler naked about animal cruelty(psycho OF model pulling up? only silver lining here tbh)
the dia finna actually use our gc dms to hunt for intelligence about russias next move
fema boutta put our theorized methods of hurricane recovery to the test
the universe's most wanted: the gngs last stand💀
iaea boutta use our dms to figure out fusion energy
the fcc boutta track us
every us ally boutta buy 30 ac-130s, f-35s, f-22s after enough convincing, f-15s, f-16s, fix every shredded f-14 and steal irans aging fleet of them and fix em up real good just to get me and the gng
and todays headline is "multiverses most wanted", me and the gng
the scp foundation
the serpents hand
the goc
the ica
the chaos insurgency
every fictional organization from hitman to the scps bouta pull up with 682 096 agent 47 diana 173 001-1 and 001-2
boutta use 076-2, and make 105 take a picture of us to shoot us when we walk out the house
the onsite nuclear warhead on site 19 boutta drop on us
a nuclear icbm boutta come after
russia boutta make the tsar bomba два
you know we're cooked if even only one message, the most innocent one got leaked
if only the most innocent message got leaked the fbi still gon pull up in ac-130s and f-35bs thats how cooked we'd be
the f-35bs just gonna hover and send an aim-9 missile the second we look at it hovering in our backyard
even the aliens gon be like "aw hell naw we need to do something about this shit"
they couldn't let it slide if the most innocent "ok" got leaked without context onto the internet
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