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Bad Morrow😡

My, my, dear ally, wherefore art thoust quite ornery?

Good Heavens! I am certainly confused on what'th thou be trying to say or asketh!

I apologize, dear compatriot of mine. If my words be confusing, I shall translate into simpleton’s terms.
That said, why are you so angry?

bro wakes up at 6:57am

False. For I awaken at 6:00 in the morning. I merely just so happened to be online at 6:57 instead of 6:00.

Greetings my compatriot

Greetings fellow companion, how doth thee this fine morning?

I fare well on this lovely day, thank you kind sir, and may i inquire the sameth for thee?

I fare well as well, and I appreciate thy concern dear friend.