Swap the names and you get Bree Pub (LOTR) and sans, the serif of these parts

Nah just kidding. He works on a grease cart.
(Should I call Napstablook so we can just sing here)

Yh

Ok

I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes

Well, unless you're my bro, jokes flow over his head

SANS! WHO'S THERE, YOU RIDICULOUS SCAMP?

No one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!

If you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons just humor him and let him win and think that he's a champ.

(New chain soon)

I bet you think you've never met a skeleton? Well, I bet you've Mettaton!
They just had a bunch of gooey melanin and flesh upon

But never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns

I'll make you laugh or cry, depending on the run you've set upon

Grillin up hot dogs and genocidal toddlers (I’m here so we can sing)

(He has arrived)
You can run, but I'll know if you restart

If you want a bad time your in the right place

Just look into my eye, see my funny typeface

I'm really quite a nice guy but if you pick a fight

I will hunt you all your life through time and space

Can you blame me if I feel a little hubris

For all my fame for making things a little humerus?

We're spooky, scary, spending shivers down your spine

Sending

You best prepare for a hilariously bad time!

Every human one day ends up six feet underground, but you're headed for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down!

Nyagh! A human! Call the guards!
Wait a minute, that's my job!

To capture and nab you won't be hard, this maze is made with ELECTRIC CHARGE!

Wait, how did you get this far?
It took three weeks to erect this part!
I genuinely didn't expect this, darn!
How did you correctly guess this path?

I am Papyrus! Traps set, armed and ready!

There's medals on my armour already, oh, plus some spaghetti

You're nervous! But oh, that is good spaghetti...

I arrive here only to find out y’all started?! Wowie. Anyways I was most likely asleep due to the time difference so o don’t blame y’all

Lmao sorry I stay up late asf because my mind refuses to sleep

That’s ok. I don’t place any blame on ya

=D

Where was I? I keep on forgetting
I am Papyrus! Best chef in the king's brigade!
With the culinary skills to leave you flambéed!

It's a shame that after you taste my blade

You won't have space for my Bolognese! (Ha-ha!)

So, I guess you could say that they pasta-way

Sans! Is this how you have to behave!

I'm trying to challenge this dastardly knave!

But now l've run out of bars and they just ran away!

We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine

I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes!

Every human one day ends up six feet underground

But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

So you took a little fall? Do you think you've got the gall to survive extermination?

Trapped deep below and all you've got to show is your determination!

There's no tu-Toriel, it's Asgore-y as can be

Will the weight of your sins leave you Snowdin? There's no mercy!

Who dares disturb me from my slumber?

Stick around, this'll be a fun number

I'm truly versed in tearing all the universe asunder

I also have a specialty in unlucky spelunkers