Shadow wizard side piece

Is absolutely cracked at a few select videogames but just pretends to be bad

Yes

They get killed

Believes the moon is made out of cheese

Yes

LESSGOOO

who the F**K is this 👹👹👹

Lauren's sister Loi

had a jailbroken iphone 6 a long time ago that was definitely not full of viruses and she thought it was the coolest thing ever

ohhh okay

has actually slipped on a banana peel

"but was it THE mario"

"no"

":("

"don't worry I'll keep looking"

":)"

"I'll do my best!!!"

AWWWW

then she commissioned someone to make a sasquatch like photo of Mario in italy

AWWWWWBHVFHNH

"I thought I saw something moving so I took a picture"

LMFAO

"wow what's that :0"

I love her

she's such a sweetheart
also you know how the day gets longer as summer solstice approaches and shorter as winter solstice approaches
so days vary in length slightly every day
she knows exactly how long every day is

Smart cookie

she is banned from family trivia night

Nooo :(

she's not mad though because she didn't like it when everyone was looking at her

:(

obviously she has stage fright

Her favorite is raspberry

yes
she likes to put raspberry jam on basically any bagel or toast she has

hates food with seeds or bones in it

Yes

she's kinda
weak

In what sense

Physically

Canon

she was traumatized by that one ad where a car dives behind a bush and then there's a zombie

:(

she doesn't really like games where you kill things
like at all
so she usually plays animal crossing and Pokemon

She read a creepypasta one time and then just cried

and it was just that one creepypasta where if you watch a video of some red Mexican man you put your eyes out or something

I imagine despite being very smart she has like
No clue how coding works

she believes in ghosts and other special forces of the like so she probably thinks that's it

also she often stays with Lauren on Halloween because
well
Linus haunted the house

AWWW

Because she's good at reading people she can often get herself out of often sticky situations
Like karens

Yes.

she always either peacefully resolves things or leaves the other person in shambles

Yes

she could basically stunlock someone in real life with psychological warfare

Yes
However, she usually prefers to stay out of conflicts

Of course
that's her last resort
but a strong one
anyway she likes fruits

she's just too spooked

Yes
Though her favorite game is Super Mario World

Yes

:)

She's allergic to pollen

Yes

she hates creaky things because she's scared they'll break

Yes

She went to college to learn psychology and she went to Italy

AWW

She wanted to under her family and friends better and figured the best way to go about that was to study the human mind for five years

Lauren texted her "have u met mario yet" literally every day for the whole time she was in Italy

"sis if I ask every male italian if his name is mario they'll deport me"

"but have u met him yet"

"three times today"

Yes

she did while she was trying to make a very good banana bread

AWW

and it was very good

yay :)

she doesn't know what an indie game is

Yes

"what's an indie game"
and then literally EVERYONE turns their heads even Lauren's parents

Yes.

she also gets kinda scared when hail falls

Yes

Likes routine

?

She likes routine

Wdym

She likes it when she can do the same thing over and over
Mostly because she understands what's going on all the time if it's only the same thing happening

Makes sense

She keeps very tidy because of this

Yes

too scaredy of a cat for horror media