You look like your dad f**ked your mom with testicular cancer, you brush your teeth with your grandpa’s back scratcher and you floss your teeth with zip line cables, you violently f**ked your adopted sister after you mom told you she was biologically related, you screamed the n word on a prison bus full of blacks after you used a hair brush to butt f**k your teacher, you got banned from the city hall after you sucked on the mayor’s dick, when you’re eighth stepfather who is also a porn star asks you a question you say ok ggggggg and stark glitching like f**k, you asked your mom to shove her dick in your ass even though you’re the one who used her last d**do to f**k the cheese grater, you use an electric toothbrush as a d**do and vibrator and give it to your gay stepdad to clean his teeth with, you got banned from the library after you butt f**ked your classmate with a children’s book, you made Hitler be trippin like f**k in hell after you masturbated to a Jewish man’s feet, you got banned from the Dunkin’ Donuts after you stood on the table and f**ked a stack of donuts while crying “Oh mama jerk me”, you think money is a condom, you ate a sex toy for lunch at school, you cast pornography to the church tv, you think you are beautiful but you actually look like a tumor, you have an ass hole the same size as a jelly bean, you think girls like you because you walk around with your dick hanging out, everyone knows your balls look like cubes, and you ate more shit than MrBeast grooming minors.
