Enjoy this I guess

Blobler: *equips the bandana* now it’s time to kill some ass. *walks off*

???: *pops out* oi you!

Blobler: *stops then looks behind him* what?

???: what ya doing with BangMang’s Bandana fam?!

Blobler: …BangMang?-

???: you got a problem with our gang?!

Blobler: …yes, the names are weird.

???: *whips out a gun* you wanna smack?

Blobler: I-

*??? shoots Blobler but he suffered no damage*

???: what the f**k? How did that happen?

Blobler: *dissapointed* I’m literally a mutated slime figure that broke out some facility and is “dead” right now. Maybe I am, if they’ll announce it.

???: *realises* oh nah you’re that kid from the news! So you’ve experienced being on the run, wanna join our gang my man?

Blobler: … wha-

???: congrats man, welcome to the gang gangster. *grabs his ear and drags him* I’m MellowYellow, taken from the colour of the bullets.

Blobler: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow stop ow holding ow my head ow ear ow

So it went from breaking out of a facility to being on the run to sleeping out on the alley to him surviving a fcuking explosion to being invited to a gang. What the Fcuk is this story

*at a garage house*

MellowYellow: oi laddies, we gotta a new member at the gang house.

???: oh go on ma- *sees Blobler*

??: get i- *sees Blobler*

?: hell ye- *sees Blobler*

*???, ?? and ? all said “who is this kid?”*

MellowYellow: oh yeah, he’s from the news remember?

*they understand what they mean*

???: sorry about that kid, I’m QuandalisMandoris

??: I’m PopPopBangBang

?: and I’m HopHopOnYourBitchAss

MellowYellow: *to Blobler* I heard your name was “B10B1ER”

Blobler: I guess so…

PopPopBangBang: oh nah he could be “TheSlime”!

QuandalisMandoris: oh that’s banging!

HopHopOnYourBitchAss: for real gang gang.

Blobler: if y’all want to then sure, I can be TheSlime.

*the gang cheers him*

*the gang decides to order some takeout since there’s nothing to do*

QuandalisMandoris: you sure you got my food bruv

MellowYellow: nah you fatass you getting nothing

QuandalisMandoris: oi you wanna smack?

MellowYellow: I’m joking man, I did get your order fatty

PopPopBangBang: *turns on the PlayStation* what game you thinking of?

HopHopOnYourBitchAss: honestly go whatever I don’t even care man

PopPopBangBang: alright, Modern Warfare III it is *boots up the game*

*some time later the food arrives, eating session*

HopHopOnYourBitchAss: this shit banging

MellowYellow: word

Blobler: what takeout did you choose for this banging meal

MellowYellow: my man it’s that Chinese

PopPopBangBang: oh yeah man

QuandalisMandoris: Chinese is such a banger.

MellowYellow: so tomorrow lads, we steal those jewels

*the gang hypes him up*

Blobler: what for?

MellowYellow: TheSlime, jewels are expensive, expensive stuff means selling stuff, selling stuff stuff makes bank bank stuff. You dig it?

Blobler: I… guess?

*the gang cheers on. At midnight*

MellowYellow: alright gangsters, we wake up and it’s jewel time!

*hell yeah!*

-Earlier Chapters-

Chapter 1 - Loomingly
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Chapter 2 - Gunpoint
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