Aiden: listen to me, thy master is an absolute psychopath. One time he hired Philly but he kept failing trying to steal our stuff. He’s been homeless ever since, why did you apply the job?!
Aiden: no no it’s alright, as I said I have enough to keep me and my wife under a roof and it would be nice if we had another one. I promise I’ll keep you out of sight for thy master
*I look up at them and decide to just be honest, and I take a deep breath* Okay... the truth is... I am a terminator who was sent to kill you... but I don't want to kill you, but if I don't... *I slice my thumb across my neck* I die...