"MY GRANDPA FELL DOWN THE STAIRS!"; HE WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS WE WERE TURNING INTO A SLIPPING SLIDE, NOT OUR FAULT. "THIS ROOM IS COVERED IN TRASH!"; THIS ISNT A ROOM, ITS A REALLY BIG GARBAGE CAN; "THE KITCHEN IS FULL OF RATS!"; WEIRD WAY TO ADDRESS THE FACT THAT I OWN A FEW HAMSTERS