This DIBELs Data Meeting has Everything

THIS MEETING HAS EVERYTHING... TMI ABOUT A STUDENT'S FAMILY; "GOOD POINTS" THAT ARE NEITHER GOOD NOR MAKE ANY POINT WHATSOEVER; SNACKS THAT WILL, BY GOD, BE INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED; THE WORD DIBELS USED AS A NOUN, ADJECTIVE, VERB AND, WITH A CERTAIN GRADE LEVEL, NSFW METAPHOR; QUESTIONS ANSWERED 10 MINUTES AGO IF YOU WOULD JUST PAY ATTENTION; MTV'S DAN CORTESE