I would do anything for half a bag of those choccy chips

Moments later

[LOUD CRASHING NOISE]

Mom: "What the hell?"

Dad: well since the milk spilled I'ma -

Lol

me a smart guy who uses a chair

Me as the kid who would use a rolling chair and then just slip and die

xd

fr

Link, taking an ‘easy shortcut’ to Rito village with a f**king mine cart, cannon-sword, and bow strapped to his back:

Or just shield jumping on top of a bokoblins head to get shot 50 miles away

I haven’t figured out how to do that.

You should look it up

Ok

Hi there I remember how to do the botw trick I even remember how to do infinite boomerang around you trick and grab a metal bommering while it's spinning trick however here's the first one : in order to be sling shotted to another direction first grab a bow,ice arrows,and a shield, and a high place to jump.then find some bokcoblins ( any one will do) and fire at them so they will be frozen. Then shield then shield jump and enter bullet time ( aka drawing your bow in mid air and slowing time using your drama) and land on the bokcoblins head , and then immediately release your arrow and then use your glider and boom your flying at 1000 mph ( note that depending on the angle you hit the bokcoblins head is the direction you will fly towards)