Rp time baby. This is Jennifer and you are in the woods. Note despite the image she is 4ft tall (art by a friend)

Gus: *eating grapes*
(He's a foot tall, just FYI)

Jennifer: "Aww it's a little duck!"

Gus: *turns towards Jennifer* ?

Jennifer: "....."

Gus: hi

Jennifer: *shocked* "AHHH. WHAT THE?!"

Gus: ...you really thought I was a regular duck?

Jennifer: *flabbergasted* "Uhh- well.. yeah?"

Gus: err... okay then... who are you?

Jennifer: "No no no. Thanks, but that'll probably give me kidney failure"

Gus: oh... wups

Jennifer: "Well I Exi- Well technically no."

Gus: well you still count as a talking animal... ever considered looking in a mirror?

Jennifer: "hehe"

Gus: why are you so tall? *stretching his neck up to Jennifer's eye level*

Jennifer: ".... I don't really know how to answer that?"

Gus: I'm surprised you haven't questioned my abnormally long neck yet

Jennifer: "Extremely complicated, so I'm not talking about. Anyways do you like the SCP Foundation?"

Gus: Oh yah! I know a lot about 'em!

Jennifer: "OOOH, I just saw that" *laughs a little*

Gus: how did you just notice?????

Jennifer: *laughing* "I'm sorry I was too focused on the fact you can talk" *still laughing*

Gus: Oh, heh... yeah I don't normally get such a surprised reaction when I talk

Jennifer: "Jennifer"

Gus: my name's Gus... nice to meet you, I guess?

Jennifer: "Nice to meet ya too"

Gus: *randomly unpockets some more grapes* want some?

Jennifer: "Well you're a duck. Sooo"

Gus: you've never seen a talking animal before?

*Fc is there in the woods wandering around aimlessly*

Jennifer: "hmmmm" *idea. Slowly and carefully walks toward*

*His face immediately snaps to look at her*

Jennifer: "Uhhh. I can't explain! I can explain!"

Fc: huh?

Jennifer: "Uh........ We-.... Actually I don't think I can explain what's going on here" *slight chuckle then shuts up immediately*

Fc: …what?

Jennifer: "Oh.... so you're fine with this?"

Fc: with what?

Jennifer: "Hmmm?"

Fc: now what?

Jennifer: "No, i meant what do you by 'uhh'. I am genuinely confused"

Fc: I dunno

Jennifer: *blinks a few times* "Well it's not like you see a human sized cat every.. day" *awkward silence*

Fc: oh… well, I’ve seen lots of things like this before…

Jennifer: "OH ok"

(Sorry I suck at roleplaying)

Jennifer: "OH ok soooo, that means this is partially normal?"

Fc: yeah… I’m friends with a 1 foot tall axolotl

(It's ok :)

Jennifer: "Hmm, I am also friends with my brother who is also like me!"

Fc: I am only 1 ft tall though…

Jennifer: "Well yeah I can see that shorty" *not mocking but trying to be funny*

*He blushes, looking down* well…

Jennifer: "Hahaha"

Fc: oh shush… it’s not funny

Jennifer: "Ok fine I'll be quiet"

Fc: uhh