sans and Toriel share some puns

if you want a bad time, then you're in the right place

(Chain)

Also based Way Deeper Down enjoyer

just Look into my eye, see my funny type-face
I'm really quite a nice guy, but if you pick a fight I will hunt you all your life through time and space! (Sorry, I got carried away with the lyrics)

(It's ok)

can you blame me if i feel a little hubris for my fame for making things a little humerus?

I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes
Well, unless you're my bro, jokes flow over his head

SANS! WHO'S THERE, YOU RIDICULOUS SCAMP?

No one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!

if you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons, just humor him and let him win and think that he's a champ.

I bet you think you've never met a skeleton? Well, I bet you've Mettaton!
They just had a bunch of gooey melanin and flesh upon

but never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns! i'l make you laugh of cry depending on the run you're set upon

We're spooky, scary, sending shivers down your spine You best prepare for a hilariously bad time!
Every human one day ends up six feet underground But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

NYEH! A HUMAN! CALL THE GUARDS!

...WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S MY JOB!

To capture and nab you won't be hard!
This maze is made with electric charge!
Wait, how did you get this far?

(Couldn’t reply to the last one

Why is sans glowing in the second image?

It was a minor mistake while I was moving sans; the outline of characters glows when they’re moved.