You + me + a room = ?

4 or 6

9. kill myself

hah

6

4,6 or escape

1 and 6

3

Can we have 1 of those weird fights in the movies where they suddenly get really turned on and then start f**king

Uhm no?

Then get out of my room

Gladly creep

F**king pervert breaking into my house

F**king w**re wanting to sleep with a burglar

God this argument is so hot

Jump

No I'm Jewish

That's very unchristian of you

Aren't u atheist

*boops ur nose*

I gagged

You would be terrible at giving head if that's all it takes to make you gag

I can give you someone's phone number and u can ask him how my head skills are

1456

Is molestation an option?

Only if I'm the molester

Damnit
I'm usually the molester

Nice try

4.

3

Most definitely

1, 4, 6, 7, 8

no 2?

Not horny rn

erm

Erm what

wild thing to say

Mhm

You should get horny

Hold on lemme trw to activate it

Hot girls need to stop taking all of other hot girls, leave some for us

Amen

Our son's going to look like this

With yachis genes hes gonna be gorgeous tfym

Wait a minute she's my sister

Wait

Weren't you in a lesbian relationship

Ye it sucked

I got nothin

I don't get how somebody can be in a relationship with you and not shower you with affection constantly

Bruh she didnt even adknowledge me like why tf are u even w me if ur gonna be like that

WAIT

No.

Actually with her gorgeous genetics and our incest genetics I think he'll balance out and look about average

The hotness genetics will dominate, trust

I'm crying

Dacryphilia:

All women suck except for you

Im just that cool 😎

I'm gonna start a religion about you

Ur gonna be alone on that buddy

Oh no

Im just gonna pretend i never read that 😇

I sure hope so otherwise we're abandoning him

Damn right

I could get toga and yachi

Shes my mom, she has to join, that doesnt count

Oh yeah get slayngel, then i might get some

I think shes a lot gayer now

Maybe