You + me + a room = ?

9. kill myself

hah

4 or 6

6

4,6 or escape

1 and 6

3

Can we have 1 of those weird fights in the movies where they suddenly get really turned on and then start f**king

Uhm no?

Then get out of my room

Gladly creep

F**king pervert breaking into my house

F**king w**re wanting to sleep with a burglar

God this argument is so hot

Jump

*boops ur nose*

I gagged

You would be terrible at giving head if that's all it takes to make you gag

I can give you someone's phone number and u can ask him how my head skills are

No I'm Jewish

That's very unchristian of you

Aren't u atheist

1456

Is molestation an option?

Only if I'm the molester

Damnit
I'm usually the molester

Nice try

4.

3

Most definitely

all of the above

1, 4, 6, 7, 8

no 2?

Maybe

Not horny rn

erm

Erm what

wild thing to say

Mhm

You should get horny

Hold on lemme trw to activate it

Weren't you in a lesbian relationship

Ye it sucked

I could get toga and yachi

Shes my mom, she has to join, that doesnt count

Wait a minute she's my sister

Wait

I'm gonna start a religion about you

Ur gonna be alone on that buddy

WAIT

No.

All women suck except for you

Im just that cool 😎

Oh no

Im just gonna pretend i never read that 😇

I don't get how somebody can be in a relationship with you and not shower you with affection constantly

Bruh she didnt even adknowledge me like why tf are u even w me if ur gonna be like that

Our son's going to look like this

With yachis genes hes gonna be gorgeous tfym

Actually with her gorgeous genetics and our incest genetics I think he'll balance out and look about average

The hotness genetics will dominate, trust

Hot girls need to stop taking all of other hot girls, leave some for us

Amen

I sure hope so otherwise we're abandoning him

Damn right

Oh yeah get slayngel, then i might get some

I think shes a lot gayer now

I'm crying

Dacryphilia:

I got nothin