BITCH? electric boogaloo

bro lives in Diddy's house😭

sterilize one and give it to me (this js a joke)

Yo what

yeah the previous homeowners were FREAKS

They lowk just like me…😅😅💔

so when we first moved into our current residence, we noticed that there was crusty white suff in the mirrors. we tried and tried and tried to clean it off but to no avail

anyway we went to the basement to find freaky toilet paper with depictions of quiero sexo

now comes the MAIN part: we went to my parents bedroom to check the second attc entrance, we pulled out an ominous black duffle bag, opened it.... and what layed inside was multiple d**dos.
we call it "the magical bag of dicks." we cant do anything with it except let it rot in my parents closet.

Ngl I would’ve cleaned off that d**do and used it

WHAT

Damn April Fools day at your place must go CRAZY

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

And we lived happily ever after

The end 🥰🥰🥰

LMFAO

Ok in all seriousness i think the previous owner of that house must’ve had 10 swingers in there ATLEAST

diddy party ahh Event he had

LMFAO

YOU LIVE IN A W**RE HOUSE!?!?!!

yep
a former w**re house