Don’t you just hate it when this happens?

Ulliam: Erm- no stealing allowed, give the child back

Please give my child back (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

Ulliam: *does the yoink*

*She holds onto him tightly*

Uli: Give the back

Aeaeaeaeaea

Uli:

Cat girl I never gave a name to: “huh what?”

Ulliam: Hand the over

“No”

Ulliam: g i v e

“No!!”

Ulliam: Fine then, you've forced my hand

…

Ulliam: *20-20-20 Dropkick without the copyrighted music tho*

Nooo don’t kick my child!

*Edits the child out of the way in post*

… uhh

*Insert smash bros effect on Cat you never gave a name to*

*The child sits on the ground looking less traumatized than me*

*GAME*

Ulliam: *victory dance*

Jennifer: "Why is a furry holding up a child?"

She kidnapped my son!!!

Jennifers: *annoyed* "Alright give the child back you furry"

Cat girl I never have a name to: “no!”

Jennifer: *Atempts to take child*

*She holds him up above her head*

Jennifer: "All right that's it!" *kicks in the stomach*

*She recoils*
“Augh-! Gods-! Augh, geez!”

Jennifer: *puts the child down* "Well that should teach YOU to steal children!" *to the mom* "So uhh here's you child."

Thank you! *I hold the child, who does not look bothered at all*

Jennifer: "No problem"

{That's him not the mom-}

Oh lol