This better be good. -Flowey_The_Memer

holy shit this ship is worse than one I found last year, flowey x alphys

OH BOI GET THE SHOTGUN

https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/1i76wwp/sans_x_drunk_bun_by_sunhatgirl_on_xtwitter/#lightbox

WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

A drunk bunny you can find at grilby’s

Oh ok. That is the worst ship tho. (Somehow worse than Frans)

The worst part is that the comments are supportive

I didn’t look at the comments

Do think it’s worse than sans x papyrus?

Worse than fontcest? No.

Don’t mind me interrupting, but the worst ship that I personally think is nearly as bad as Fontcest is Flowey x sans. Sorry Flowey

Does that exist!?

Yes, unfortunately

That is worse than sans x chara!

It is

People love their enemies to lovers ships. People ship Riggy and his clone

Exactly

Dam bruh

Made in China jokes always got me bruhmao

Bruh. Imma make sure Scarlet, Nova, and Yuuka sees this.

l m a o

Yuuka's playing Pizza Tower-

HOO BOY

prepare thee self mortals

The ship is bad but I don't think anything can be worse than Frans

when I typed frans in Google and saw the images, I deleted my Google account

Reading all the replies to this comment is making me lose all hope in humanity

Now you see why ive done geno 7 times

Seven? How are you not insane yet?
But I'm beginning to think that geno is an acceptable way to prevent Frans and fontcest

Can't kiss anyone if you're a pile of dust

Would you smooch a ghost?

Depends who this ghost is.

The ghost of Christmas last /J

why would I kiss the ghost of Christmas past

It was a JOKE

I know

Better question.
Would you smooch a statue

Of who?

035 on a host

But wait, it has no corrosion on it and it’s the actual 035. Not mask because that be kinda weird unles-
M: FISH SHUT UP.
?
M: I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY.
If you are so brave, say it then!
M:…
That’s what I thought

No say it I'm curious now.

M: Fish no
PF and Plague: Fish yes!
>:3
Unless you actually want it to be Mask himself
M: *will never recover from this. I will deal with you later Painted Fish.*

why would I want to kiss mask
he f**kin ugly no offense mask

M: Thank goodness- WAIT WHO ARE YOU CAL-
Fish: *laughing as he covers Mask’s mouth*
F: Cod dam. That was too funny

yeah it was

M: dam you fish. Dam you painted fish, and you as well Plague.
Mask, would you smooch a fish?
M: Undyne?
F: watch your words Painted Fish
M: >:(
F: Mask, let’s get this clown.
Hahahah… *runs away*

that was a roller-coaster

An emotional rollercoaster, which reminds me… Painted Fish (humanoid sprite) is on my OC sheet. That’s who I was asking Mask if he would smooch

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that would be funny to watch though...

it is two of your kinda self insert ocs
so this is just the ultimate selfship

Humanoid Painted Fish x Mask & Fish…

Now that’s a real power throuple

Fish & Mask: DAM YOU PAINTED FISH!!

I call it Fishception

*Mask has called for backup

im gonna get jumped aren't j

Nah you are good. Pokin will deal with them

I never actually saw Pokin what does he look like

This is his actual form. The other image is his humanoid form

oh my frog hes so sillyyyyyyyy

He’s a smol frog. Loves to bake, have fun with everyone, and occasionally cause mayhem across the underground.
Gave SCP-666 1/2 - j laced cookies to MC

oh I like this guy already

*Pokin is having stage fright, but is awed at meeting so magnificent a dragon

awwww
hes such a little guy *pats him on the head*

*Pokin glows with energy. He’s flustered
Fish, now calmer than before, senses this
F:Pokin? You alright?

Holy cannoli frogs glow?

Indeed. Pokin is a pattern-screamer child from Alaggada. Ember saved him before Alagadda became a Nexus Point, and he resided in the Fifth dimension. Cause of this, he absorbed negative energy. When he glows it’s because his emotional energy is charging up a protective blast. Fish shares an emotional link with him, thus if Fish is annoyed or scared Pokin releases that short burst of energy. It’s harmless, but it leaves Fish leaking UV radiation

So I pet the frog so hes gonna f**king explode?

No. He just releases a harmless blast of energy

oh okay

To be fair tho, he can go inside anyone (istg don’t make it weird) due to being able to shrink to a molecular level. This way he can incapacitate anyone he or Fish chooses to.
Case in Point: someone (Mask) played Whopper Strike Back, which is exactly what you think it is, and Pokin started eating away at Mask’s molecular structure

I wish i could eat away at people's molecular structure 😔✌️

Same. People can get more annoying than Alphys in a pacifist/neutral route

yeah man

But alphys is significantly less annoying

I would say I dont want to kill alphys

I know bro youre very angy

Indeed I am. This is what Alphys put in Waterfalls!

oh

*Mask is on his way to place this image in Alphys’ Lab

sandyne?

I have no idea and I’m scared of it

lmao

I AM INSANE! ISNT THAT OBVIOUS?

I mean like in an asylum
It's clear you are mildly insane

Yeah, I’m the middle school level insane

We're all middle school insane. Until we're in high school.

High school's gonna send us to hell

Middle school is already hell *laughs in my life is very very slowly falling apart*

Imagine your life SLOWLY falling apart. Mine’s already fallen apart

As I'm the lowkey chill bruh
I spend my school time just like nothing
,and my school's an online school
And I'm in grade 8 (Fun fact: some of math problems things in G8 are the problems from G10)

I’m in both. I’m an 8th grader who takes a math class at a high school

You're double mentally unstable

Slowly falling apart is worse cause you never know when somethings gonna go horrible wrong and someone magically hates someone else and you're in the middle of it
You're out of the worst part

Low-key tho my friend group is composed of me: the apathetic and soulless one
One who is like the mom of the group (we’re very chaos), the short and (sometimes) cheery one, the tall and horny one, and the literal demon in human flesh

Bro has the whole damn anime cast

My friend group has the three self-deprecating nerd children with very dark senses of humor (one of which is me), the attack child (one of the above-mentioned children's GF), the short happi art therian (she's chill), and the short Undertale autism ADHD mildly depressed gayboi (a very common subspecies of child here, however the Undertale is a rare mutation because everyone except me, that kid, and a girl from a few years ago thinks that Undertale is "old" although it's not that old), and the best part is the only boy there is the Undertale gayboi. I am also, to my knowledge, the only straight one here. However I have never felt romantic attraction to anyone so that is probably wrong

Are you a boy? You’re confusing me. (I call myself 0% gay and 0% straight because of my lack of romantic attraction)

"Bro has the whole damn anime cast"

I don't understand it, maybe you're saying abt yourself?
[visible confusion]

I'm a girl
The whole group is a dam roller coaster

Wow. My group is two boys, two girls (both gay), and one who’s non-binary

The other boy is the demon in human flesh I talked about

We both have the whole anime cast, but yours in an old Shonen anime and mine is a slice of life and the writer is spiraling into depression

Nah, all of my friends have personalities of Undertale characters. We got Flowey (me), Sans, Toriel, Mad Dummy, and Alphys

Love how we just spiraled into a conversation about our friend groups

Who the hell is tall horni
Hopefully not an undertale character
What have I not been told

The yall and horny one is the one with the mad dummy personality

Being on topic is for w e a k l i n g s

Normal’s overrated

Thank God that's not fully mad dummy

I might have aborted pacifist right there like "stfu buddy you're going to hell"

You cannot kill mad dummy

I forgot

You can kill him (or better, her) on the switch version with Mad Mew Mew

Mad mew mew is trans, fun fact

Hit her over the head with the Nintendo Switch soul

Oof

hol on "take a math class at high school?"

Yes.

I’m built different

I'm talking about Flowey_the_memer's friend group