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"Is it better to piss in the sink or to sink in the piss"

"Its better to be pissed off than to be pissed on"
STOP IT LFMAOO

LMFAO

if cyanade and happines trys to kill me im done for

I would do that if I were a killer ngl
Which im not

I had to do it or the voices wouldn't stop

💀

I'm f**king dead if he says sum like "why is an orange called an orange but an apple is not called a red?"

Why is it called an of in when you "of in" the cold food out hot eat the food

Mundo sexo

He does 1 of those corny ass action movie lines whatever he kills someone like ' it's just been revoked ' or ' I'll have what she's having '

IM SOBBING

* BANG *, ' I've come here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum '

HELP IF SOMEONE SAID THAT ID BE LAUGHING SO HARD