There was mahoraga in the dream

The voices were right...

lol

oh no that either means I'ma commit mass murder, some kind of war crime or I'm going to be in a anime I like(I'ma die).

Real

Does this mean I am finally going to get a gf

No

In every other multiverse you're still single

rad

Wait, I'm gonna have to seek help for a deaf 11yo girl with a huge slash on her arm only to be rejected and then take her into my home where she has to stay hidden because she's being searched for for whatever reason?
(Actual dream I had last night)

your cooked