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JackNCoke's new temp | Tump should lowk just offer all of the Greenland citizens 700k for their property and just buy Greenland | image tagged in jackncoke's new temp | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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this is more proof jackncoke is an immature child
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its like 40 billion
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What happened
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less than 40 billion
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oil, gas, gold, silver, rare earth metals:
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also the land is very valuable so it would be profitable
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bro
"Less than 40 billion"
40 billion is still a lot
You can build 3 aircraft carriers with that money
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I said less then because its like 35, but monkey brain like round number
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Still
There's better uses for 40 billion dollars
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like sending it to proxy wars for no f**king reason?
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I never said we actually money on worthwhile shit, did I?
Like we could be using that money to improve our own country, but we don't
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I mean it would improve the country, theres a lot of valuable material in greenland, and the domestic sale of the land could help with national debts
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I mean
Greenland is owned by Denmark
And we only spend 11 billion per year trading with them

Buying Greenland would be almost 4 times that amount
So it'd just cost less money to let Denmark keep it
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so we spend 11 billion -->per year<-- instead of buying and owning it for 40b?
that's like, oh I'm paying 1k rent for an apartment, should I buy it for 4k?
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And you are aware that extracting the materials in Greenland is expensive as shit too
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long term profit:
larger country:
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Why would we need more land if nobody's gonna live there
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industry, country land value
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You can't have either of those if nobody's living there

Industry depends on having a workforce
Same for land value, the land has no value if you are literally incapable of living there
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spend money on*
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Do you know how big Greenland is
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yeah that's still like 50k people
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LMFAO HE DOIN ALL THAT FOR 50K šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ’”
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verbalase
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IM CRINEEE
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ive seen multiple people suggest this. the problem is that it would cause such instant inflation as to basically collapse their economy overnight
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yeah but then we just turn it into the usa
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it would still ruin their economy for every person there to gain $700k USD at once

keep in mind its also a territory owned by Denmark, paying the citizens wouldnt necessarily work
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you forget "buy"
but yeah, its an interesting idea either way, because the land is very valuable
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i’m crine
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wait offer them 700K and kick them out? Or just 700K and they stay there
cause the first one would be a bit wild
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if you livedin Greenland and were offered 700k to move, would you?
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I would do anything for 700K ngl
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bl***ob?
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Maybe not that
but it would be tempting at some points in life
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