Japanese romance rp! Rules and notes in comments. (No, this isnt ai, its my brother!)

(just pretend they're in Japanese clothing) (Fox Yokai)
Umbreon: *watches*

*looks up, seeing him*

U: zzzzzzz

*climbs up in the rafters, sitting beside him*

U: *has a bottle of Sake in one hand, a fan in the other*

*smiles softly*
(also sorry if I assume and put him, its reflexitive I don't mean it out of disrespect)

(any/all is fine, U would typically be a Hermaphrodite, but for RPs sake I just made them nonbinary)

(I hate to ask but what's a hermaphrodite?)
*leaves the rafters, going back onto the ground to train*

(Male and Female Parts, not Intersex, i mae that mistake and have learned from it)
U: *wakes up* hm..?

(ohh. I was born that way, actually. my Christian mother had my male parts surgically removed tho)
*looks up* sorry, did I wake you?

(Oh, wow. I've never met someone like that.)
U: hm? no. no.

U: *zzzzzzz*

Oh, alright. Fine.

U: yes. the Tanto is best for stabbing, less room to warp, and its generally better made.

*nods*

U: ...

(Sry im not good with dialogue so i normally make my OCs quieter or less talkative)
*heard a door open and his head perks up* shoot, you have to go. My father doesn't take kindly to strangers or trespassers.

U: *already f**ked off*

*quickly sheathes and sets the katana back on its stand before heading inside*

(should I do the dad or do we timeskip?)

(Time skip to whenever they meet again)

U: *napping in the rafters of the training room*

*does that*

U: *blacks again, but you definitely had an effect, they get pushed back a bit before they push you away* better! the Daisho is a set of weapons everyone must know, and the Katana is the chief among the weapons to draw.

*nods*

U: you must use the blade to break through and slice your enemy decisively, and the back to block and parry the enemy.

*nods* understood.

U: now, attack me.

*attacks, lunging*

U: *steps back, and smacks you on the shoulder* The Katana is not for stabbing!

I wasnt trying to-

U: you always move to cut. not to stab, even the most basic armor will catch, block, or warp the blade if you try to pierce it.

(that's fine)
*he seems untrained or experienced in any way*

U: *from the rafters* you don't seem to know what you're doing, do you?

*startled, turning around* I- Of course I know what I'm doing! *lie*

U: your grip is weak, and your stance is so weak it might as well be rice paper.

*studders* Well, I was just- uh-

U: want pointers?

Who are you to correct me? *protective, trying to not to seem like an idiot*

U: a person with experience.

*sighs* fine. I haven't went into training yet.

U: *drops down* here, *guiding your arms* dominant hand on top, other hand on bottom, hold the blade at a slight angle, arms fully extended.

Oh, alright.

(I'm Japanese. we call futanari. It only happened- by what the doctors think- is my twin was a little deformed. he was born without any... groin, and doctors think I 'stole it')

(huh. I've done research on Intersex people, typically its just what is described as "Anomalous or Ambiguous genitalia" I.E, Va**na, but not Ovaries, or a P**is, but no Balls.)
U: training again?

(I had a p**is but no balls)
*nods*

(neat. you are the first person I've met who's like that)
U: *drops down* how was your weekend?

(Nice)
Good. Yours?

(then I guess this version of U is infact, a herm)
U: went to a bar, did some exploring, saw the cherry trees.

*nods*
(Alr. Rq which is the 'dominant' gene? Sry just want to know just in case later on if we dont cut it short if we even decide to do erp scenes ik if he can get pregnant. Its a hard subject for me to bring up and ik its awkward i just want to know ahead of time bc i normally plan things out after the first couple messages DnD x Chess style)

(U is (being non-human) a "True" Hermaphrodite, with XXY as their pattern and the ability to both inseminate and be inseminated)
U: you?

Ah ok)
Just spent time with family. Yesterday my dad kept trying to court me against my will.

U: Women or men? kidding, doesn't matter, what do you want with life?

*does what Umbreon shows. he's a lefty*

U: hm, you are what the westerners refer to as a "southpaw". cool.

My mother called it a good omen.

U: indeed, many are accustomed to fighting on with right handed patterns, you being a lefty makes you unpredictable to the enemy.

*nods*

U: now, lets begin, *grabs a training sword, holding it in stance*

*takes the same stance*

U: attack me.

*confused on why somebody would ask that, but attacks*

U: *blocks, and forces you back* weak, raise the blade above your head, and swing down with as much force as you can muster.

Well, ive always wanted to be a samurai, actually. But as the eldest male i have to inherit the emperor title.

U: hm, never had that problem myself, but I'm also not a samurai. well, lets get to training.

*nods*

U: *giving instruction of side strikes and weak spots on a person*
(Memechat? just so we don't crowd the threads?)

(Yeah. I'll follow you so you can)

alr)