Uhhh... no thanks.

I think it's on American Airlines

I hate that place, it's filled with pigs and tall black men, the only reason to go to that sh*thole is to get the flying orange demon's rods used for making damn good brewskis

I think they mean the Netherlands. But I'm not sure. Maybe book that flight and see if there's tulips or angry barbarian pigs.

Turns out that mid-flight, the plane just nosedives into the ground and crashes.

i gotta get the ender pearls

i would