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2 ups, 2w
I'm atheist and I know Jesus existed
Though
He was just a guy
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If he even existed
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Jesus the Carpenter was an actual person
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I dunno man
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what i said to corpse
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from what I've seen stated even by some who believed he was real, there's no hard evidence of his existence

I've not looked into the texts myself so I'd definitely need to do that before I change my statement in any way
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The majority of historians don't agree

But the Roman political system at the time Jesus was dated to have died was wild. Tiberius Caesar (the emperor at the time) had a popular right hand man who he made nearly as powerful as himself, and eventually he found out this right hand man was plotting to kill him and take over his kingdom, and Tiberius literally had to go into hiding for a minute until he could defeat him. Pilate at the time was being promoted (by the right hand man) and so in order to keep his head, he had to gain Tiberius' trust and favor. The right hand man hated Jews and thought they were lesser than the Romans, so hatred of Jews would likely get you in bad graces with Tiberius, thus, in order to keep his station, Pilate felt he had to keep the Jews happy. So when the Jews come in demanding Jesus to be crucified (bc Caiaphas bribed everyone to), he felt he had no choice but to do what they wanted in order to stay in Tiberius' favor. That is why he constantly is trying to convince them that he finds no fault in Jesus. Because part of him feels conflicted bc he knows they turned him in to be punished bc of jealousy and not because Jesus did anything wrong to them. So he would have a guilty conscience for having Jesus killed but would get in trouble with Tiberius if the Jews complained. That's why he kept delaying and sending him to Herod and then finally when he turned Jesus over to be crucified, he says "I wash my hands of this".
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I see
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ye it's crazy though
I only found that out a few years ago too
It's crazy growing up just hearing stories from the Bible without thinking much and then seeing different reasons why they fit into history
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If he even existed
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Jesus the Carpenter was an actual person
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nobody's ever questioned whether Jesus existed until like 5 seconds ago in history.
Jesus was mentioned outside the Bible and even in some Roman texts
Matter of fact, if you delve into the Roman political scandal that happened right before Jesus' death, everything Pilate did makes sense too
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Jesus definetly existed yall, even if you’re atheist. You just need to choose to believe in his teachings or not
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he definitely existed.

maybe as a normal human being to some of us, tho.
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cause he didn't come to create another Big Bang
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