NATIONAL
DEPOLARIZATION
WEEK; Well it's that time again when
we make token gestures aimed
at reducing friction between the
feuding American philosophies
known as liberalism and whatever
conservatism is mutating into. So here's my gesture. If you'll
admit that Obama was the best
US President in modern times,
I'll concede that Trump played
the system better than anyone,
and that his wife, instead of
being a two-bit gold digger, may
simply be another feckless dupe
who got conned into making a
horrendous relationship choice.