I hate the gym, it rises my T levels, makes my muscles look more male, but gotta be strong for my gf ^^

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Neko..
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exercising does not increase your testerone💔

jerking off does
Bbee1949..M
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erm actually 

you're wrong

fun fact: making yourself look big (t posing, stretching) temporarily increases testosterone. making yourself small (curling up into a ball) decreases it temporarily
Neko..
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dead ass???
MaggotsInMySkin
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Omg I'mma be sitting like go***mn L lawliet
MaggotsInMySkin
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Exercising increases testosterone. The simulation of the fight or flight response and the breaking of muscle fibers makes the body generate more T.

The jerking off increase is temporary, and, in the long run, may even reduce T as the body gets more peaks and valleys of testosterone prescence.
Bbee1949..M
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so you're saying that if you want to have little testosterone you just have to jerk off a lot?
MaggotsInMySkin
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not really. Like in the long run it stabilizes. More like if you want your T levels to be unstable AF, jerk off every ~20 mins.
.Coil.
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Im suddenly more masculine-

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