Buff Doge vs. Cheems

I'd be blasting New Moon on Monday, by Duran Duran, and I wouldn't care whether people heard it or not. Tho if a teacher heard it there would be a slight problem...

*hear

I'm so stupid I didn't even notice until I looked again-

me: *nonchalantly sitting in class*
class: *gets quiet*
me: *takes headphones off to hear the teacher*
headphones: OH I KNOW HOW TO LEVITATE ABOVE MY FEET AND EVER SINCE THE SEVENTH GRADE I LEARNED TO FIREBREATHE-

my headphones b like:YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO GO F#ING NUTS or something like:GUTS AND BLOOD THEY EAT YOUR LIVER, YOUR PANCREAS IS THEIR DINNER. im a death metal fan

Mine go : LIVE AND LEAAAARRNNNN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROWWWWWWW!