THEM: HOW DO WE CATCH SAND FLEAS? YOU NEED TO CARE FOR THEM, PARBOIL IN SELTZER, FREEZE AND GENTLY HOOK AND THROW FOR POMPANO. ME: I GRAB MY NO-STYROFOAM CUP OF COFFEE, POUR THE COFFEE INTO MY YETI, POKE HOLES IN THE COFFEE CUP, DRAG SOME SAND WITH SAID COFFEE CUP AND POUR THE SAND FLEAS INTO THE YETI OF COFFEE TO PARBOIL FOR 30 SECONDS AND POUR THEM ONTO THE DRY ICE I POACHED FROM PUBLIX TO FLASH FREEZE. SLAP A HOOK THROUGH THEIR HEAD AND THROW OUT TO OUR BOOGIE COFFEE LOVING POMPANO AROUND WPB.
BOOM, SALTED, SAND FLEA SPICE COFFEE AND BOOGIE WPB POMPANO BAIT. WIN WIN.
*SOME ASSHOLE PORT SALERNO, FL FISHERMAN
