nah an average 5th grade conversation nowadays would go like:
"nah notre dame's full of a bunch of betas and sigmas, ain't no alphas. ohio state has the alphas with the skibidi toilet rizz. their players make you gyatt to the tv and edge to the scoreline. riley leonard will get 30% of his passes fanum taxed by the ohio state defense, and notre dames line of scrimage will get Diddied all night."