TRADITIONALLY, AUSTRALIANS DIDN'T CELEBRATE AUSTRALIA DAY; THEN ONE DAY SOMEONE SAID AUSTRALIANS SHOULDN'T CELEBRATE AUSTRALIA DAY. SO THEN AUSTRALIANS SAID, "BLOW IT OUT YA ARSE!' AND STARTED CELEBRATING AUSTRALIA DAY; HOW ABOUT WE JUST GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TRADITION OF NOT GIVING A STUFF ABOUT AUSTRALIA DAY