Imagine if they interview me and I just show up in-uniform

you should do that.

It might come off wrong, but the mental image is funny.

imagine how much confusion though.

Technically, I never got fired.

then what happened?

They kinda just forgot I existed. I took a break in summer, and management changed, and I was lost in the shuffle.

huh. so you could just appear at work since you still have the job technically?

Well, I'd have to be scheduled, and I can't access the scheduling app, but I could probably just show up in uniform and nobody would question it. Eventually they'd figure it out, but I could.

yeah. just walk in in uniform, go see the boss, then boom ask about it

My boss actually retired, that's why I was forgotten.

OHHHH