Nuke the french

Globally warm the french

carve a shape of france in the ozone layer over france

Destroy the ozone layer over france and apply the Ultraviolet Diseases over them

curse 10 plagues upon the french

Delete the whole french country in a shitpost way and make a funny shitpost on them

nuke France but just after it is done getting bombed just magically paint it so it is a random meme only visible from a satellite from space aligned perfectly

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