JF2000 announcement

I suggest the following method:

Firstly you should casually approach the Drawer as if you were a skeleton approaching a child.

A bit like this: 9gmrgn.jpg (click to show)

Next corner them like you’re cornering a skittish black cat thats holding your favorite orange hostage.

Approach slowly…

Then GRAB QUICK QUICK ITS GETTING AWAY DIVE DIVE DIVE FOR IT DIVE FOR IT NOW!!!!

Once you have them successfully in your grasp, whisper in a very soft and kind tone “Heh heh got you now!!”

Then proceed to ask for a drawing.

If they say no let them go and sit in a corner sadly.

If they say yes tell them what you want after a quick celebratory party.

It works 50% of the time!

what about the other 50%?

Well the other percentages are classified but just for you… I’ll share them

25% chance they say no

A 10% chance you say no

A 5% chance they aren’t an artist and are just a black cat holding your favorite orange hostage

A 5% chance they aren’t an artist and are actually a terrorist resulting in 9/11 2 (9/11 was actually the result of this method)

And a 4% chance of your left lung spontaneously combusting

Now of course there is a hypothetical 1% chance that you summon the Void Demon and kill us all but that’s just Hypothetical.

“Hi, could I ask for a drawing?”

<they say yes in this scenario>

“Thanks, could you draw #### (whatever you want drawn)”

are you asking a bossfights user or another online artist?

Probably a bossfights user