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???: Listen, I command you to get me this diamond. It’s really powerful as in “nothing can break its way” sort of powerful. But… *grabs some photos* there’s just a single piece that’s been tickling my little brain-box.

?: what is it Master? I can destroy anything who comes in our way. To work on our plans to destroy humanity.

???: *slams the photos on its desk, revealing two talented spies. One male with white hair and one female with blue hair* these little cinnamon rolls are top agents throughout the world. They’re fully aware of the Diamo existing within plenty of other valuables connected to our plan. I want them… ANIALATED! Do it right away Philly!

Philly: anything for you Master. *bows then walks off* I’ll make sure it goes right as rain.

*the scene cuts to Philly on a higher ground of the room where the Diamo is with a sniper rifle spying on any intruders. A door creaks below where Philly stands*

*two people enters the room*

Aiden: is there anyone in this room.

Sophiea: doesn’t seem like it.

Aiden: well let’s take it home. *walks to the Diamo*

Sophiea: Aiden wait! *pulls Aiden away*

Aiden: what are you doing Soph? I was just about to get it.

Sophiea: there can be someone right around the corner or there’s traps surrounding it. Use the grappling hook instead, that’ll work better.

Aiden: I see what you mean by that but sure. *whips out a grappling hook, shooting it to the Diamo, successfully hooking it* yes!

Philly: OI! THATS NOT FAIR!

Sophiea: told you so. Now hurry up! *opens the door they entered in*

Aiden: alright hold on *lashes the grappling hook back to him, with the Diamo hanging onto it* got it *runs out of the door*

Philly: *jumps off to the lower ground, in process sniping Sophiea’s leg*

Sophiea: AAAAH *collapes*

Aiden: Sophiea! *runs back to her*

*he sees Philly holding Sophiea at hostage*

Aiden: *sees Sophiea’s leg with a hole on it* You f**king donut.

Philly: just give me the Diamo or else your “girlfriend” gets it. *points his gun to Sophiea’s head*

Sophiea: AAAAAH, AAAAAH, AIDEN DO SOMETHING YOU PEICE OF SHIT!

Aiden: *to Philly* fine, I give you the Diamo if you swear to not touch Sophiea ever again. *throws the diamond*

Philly: *catches it* pleasure doing business with you sir. *walks off and says to himself* sucker. *he gazes the thing in awe but notice something weird, he stops for a moment and checks the details*

Aiden: *picks up Sophiea and puts her on his back like a piggy ride* don’t worry, things we be all right

Sophiea: *silently whimpers*

Aiden: come on big girl, you’re a strong wo-

Philly: HEY! YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG DIAMOND! ITS JUST A BLUE ONE PAINTED IN INDIGO PAINT! GET OVER HERE! *runs after them*

Aiden: ah shit, *to Sophiea* hang on Soph! *runs away as fast as he can*

Philly: *brings out Ninja Stars and flung it towards them*

Sophiea: *catches all of them, proceeding to throw them back*

Philly: *dodges in a very short amount of time* phew, close call. *still chases after them*

Aiden: oil… *picks out a mini bottle of it from his pocket and gives it to Sophiea* spill it out behind them.

Sophiea: *spills it out behind them*

Philly: *tries to contain himself not to slip but it was about to slip*

Sophiea: *using her other leg that’s not been shot to kick Philly out of his balance, it was a successful attempt*

Philly: *slips off making the challenge go far off easy*

*Aiden opens the door infront of them reveal a giant main hall*

Aiden: *whips out the grappling hook with the real Diamo, putting the diamond to his other hand that is empty. He proceeds to shooting the hook, launching it to the very top of the roof, breaking through the glass and grabbing to a nearby block structure*

Philly: *opens the door behind them* stand still where you can or I will shoot.

*Aiden and Sophiea looked at each other then goes out to say* さようなら、クソ野郎. *they both flew out the roof*

Philly: 日本語を話したいんだね？いずれまた会えるだろう。そして、それはそのために大きな意味を持つだろう。

Sophiea: *to Aiden* I’m gonna… *start to doze off, it’s not that powerful*

Aiden: oh f**k f**k f**k. *grappling hooks away like Spider Man*

*they both arrive at a hotel*

Boss: *in a German accent* ahh welcome back my fellow spies.

Aiden: greetings Boss *bows at him* we seem to run in a bit of a problem

*he reveals Sophiea dosing off with a wound on her leg*

Boss: oh that’s not good, how about you drink her this. *gives him a shot of water*

Aiden: it’s just water in a shot glass.

Boss: I know but just give her the drink, she physically needs it.

Aiden: alright then *makes Sophiea drink the water*

*suddenly her wound is healed up right away*

Sophiea: what the *looks at her legs seemingly showing 2 normal conditioned legs* how is that possible?

Aiden: I’d also like to hear that.

Boss: ahh, well it’s too secret, will never be told. Anyways did you found the Diamo?

Aiden: of course we did *brings it out*

Boss: wow, it’s even more beautiful outside of the photos online. Excellent job you two, you really develop yourself throughout the job. Maybe you want to take that to a bigger level hmmm?

*Aiden & Sophiea both realised what he meant by that, starting to blush*

Aiden: oh nonononono w-we’re not even- thinking about it.

Sophiea: y-yea, yea…

Aiden: we’re, we’re married right.

Sophiea: oh yeah, you’re right.

Boss: well thanks for the Diamo my little lost-lovers *walks off*

Sophiea: well that was weird

Aiden: yeah. It sure was

*a few hours later in Aiden’s perspective*

Aiden: *enters home* hey lovely

??: hi cutie, how’s the day been?

Aiden: oh it was good, pretty good Jasmine

Jasmine: I love to hear it

Aiden: *sits on the sofa* what’s for tea?

Jasmine: ah the “Pepperoni Party” pizza. It’s on the oven now. *sits next to him*

Aiden: well that’s some brilli.

Jasmine: sure is. Movie time?

Aiden: movie time?

Jasmine: *nods* movie time.

Aiden: *thinks about it* movie time. Hmmm…
*nods* movie time.

Jasmine: movie time.

Aiden: you sound cute when you do that.

Jasmine: oh thank you *hugs him*

Aiden: *hugs her back*

*in Sophiea’s perspective*

Sophiea: *enters home* hi Tyler.

Tyler: hi love, how’s it going?

Sophiea: pretty nice. Do you want day it is?

Tyler: Movie Monday?

Sophiea: exactly. *sits on a sofa* What’s cooking good looking?

Tyler: ah just a bit of chicken wings.

Sophiea: lovely.

Tyler: *comes over to offer a handshake*

Sophiea: *feels shocked*

Tyler: what?

Sophiea: you put that filthy thingy outta here *offers a hug* and give me the good stuff!

Tyler: oh right *chuckles a bit then offered the hug*

The end. You may think there’s no “tough life” going off. But that’ll be dealt with later in the future. Chapter 2 coming soon tho

characters are interesting, i like it

Thx

Holy shit, more peak stories dropped

Thx

Nice

Thx, would you submit it?