EOI Movie.mp3

Paleo: *Sigh* Ok, I got a few questions. Where do these time rifts come from? Why do they keeping putting us through time? And who was doing this?

[no that started after his fnf phase was dying down]

Paleo: Oooooh.

*A shift happens and they end up in another game, this time BFDIA 5b bc f uck you*

Paleo: Oh for crying out loud. Who was doing this?

*Shut the f**k up dude it's not important rn"

Paleo: Don't talk to me rn. I'm too busy thinking who was doing this. Whenever I find him I'm gonna kill him, with my splat guns.
Hanazuki: Wait? You never had those?
Paleo: Look, I'm tired of being unarmed, alright. It's no wonder why I was not involved into battles with my friends.

*And another shift that this time takes them into Exploration of FNF, specifically the Horror Mario vs Kessho week. Horror Mario is bad bad and he killed Boyfriend*

Paleo: Oh boy, I can't wait to see what we're at rn.

*Kessho just game overed*

Paleo: What the? Kessho?

*Paleo ends up in an alternate universe where the bad guys of EOI won*

Paleo: Oh great, I wonder what this i- Wait? Why do I get the feeling this is different?

*Trollface is out and about, the castle is destroyed, it's all different.*
[chip also ended up here]

Paleo: Great Barrier Reef. What happened here?
*Sees Chip*
Paleo: Chip?

Chip: "What is this place?"

Paleo: Idk, but this looks different. Wait? I feel we're in an alternative universe. I think by that destroyed castle, which I believe it's ours, I think it's where the villains..... win.

Chip: "I know what to do."
*He turns Unbound*

Paleo: Wait, you don't even know this universe, at least you do. What if the villains here are more powerful than ours back at our own home universe?

*Kage and Melody get sent to Kanto, 1998*

Kage: Where are we?
Melody: I feel like we're in Kanto, but something feels different.

*Horror Mario attempts attack*

Paleo: Dah! What the!
*Starts shooting ink at him*

*Instead of falling through a rift, Chip, Paleo, Hanazuki, and Lillith get shifted out of nowhere*

Paleo: Where are we now?
Hanazuki: Idk?

*It's 2020*

Paleo: Hold on, we're in 2020. Oh no, don't tell me it's where the Covid 19 pandemic started.

*It's a Roblox game. An Undertale rp.*

Paleo: ... How is 2020 a roblox game? It's literally a year number, and to be a little more specific, the worst year ever. And trust me, you don't know what's it's like to be staying inside of your home from the pandemic.

[ok so this is blook's cringe undertale stan phase]

Paleo: Are you saying that was an Undertale fan back then?

[yeah but then he went into his better splatoon phase]

Paleo: And then his Pokemon phase?

*Trollface appears*

Paleo, to Trollface: I still hate you.

Trollface: "I heard you."
*A shift happens and brings the 3 back to the main EOI*

Paleo: Where are we now? And also where's Blook and the others?

Lillith: "I think they shifted out. But Hanazuki is still here."

Hanazuki: Yeah.
Paleo: Is she feeling better from amnesia?

*Yeah*

Paleo: Well hold on, let me test her first. Hanazuki, do you remember me?
Hanazuki: Well yeah, but why do you look different?
Paleo: Design change.
Hanazuki: Oh.

*The sky has a huge crack in it*

Paleo: Please don't tell me the sky is falling.

*Back in the alternate version of the kingdom*

Paleo: Ok, so how long do we have to wait till one of those glitchy rifts appear?

*Shadow Soul sees them*
SS: "I thought we imprisoned them!"

Paleo: Oh shit, they saw us.

*They get pulled into a glitch rift by someone and thrown out into Trollface's domain in this world*
Lillith: "Okay, so we need to stop him."

Paleo: Thank goodness, we're safe.

Lillith: "Blook had this kept under wraps, but he was gonna host this event called the EOI Awards to celebrate 3 years of the series, so we need to stop the timeshift event before then."

Paleo: Oh finally, I just wanted to go home after so many timeshifti- Wait? Him?

Lillith: "But beware, we're in Trollface's domain. News is he even got that Goomela girl in this universe."

Paleo: Oh, I see now.

*Red is walking through the town they're in (Saffron City)

Kage: I think this is Saffron City, but why here?

*He passes by them*

*Melody notices him*
Melody: Doesn't he look familiar to you?
Kage: That's Red. What's he doing here?

*He doesn't speak*

Melody: He doesn't seem to be speaking with us rn.
Kage: Maybe he's busy at the moment.

*Then, they go to Johto, 2000.*

Kage: Where are we now?
Melody: I think we're at Johto.

F**kner: "For clarification, a bidet is a device that propels a jetstream of h2o directly towards one's bottom side for A) cleanliness, and B) a euphoric sensation"

Kage: Huh?