Metal Gear Solid Snake

eat the game card

Stop smashing

Break your switch in half

main duck hunt and you'll get sad that you're playing duck hunt and quit

I’m maining meta knight

Shove the game card up your ass so that the next time you shit, it’ll come out of your asshole into the toilet. After the shitting, you ofc wipe the ass and flush it down

1) turn off the console
2) go to bed
3) die while you sleep

play rdr2

I don’t have it

fix that