Conker vs Pico script written (go in comments)

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Opening

*Conker, ruler of all the land, sitting on his throne. Bored. Until suddenly a vortex opens up below Conker.*

Conker: What the-

*Conker falls through the vortex and wakes up in Philly, though in Pico dimension.*

Conker: Mutha buzzer…

*Conker utters due to being injured by the fall. Conker then gets up and notices some ginger boy. Pico.*

Pico: What the f**k… are you a furry or something?

Conker: What? No, I’m Conker, ruler of all the land.

*Pico gets even more confused and slightly annoyed*

Pico: Ruler of all the land? Who even talks like that anymore? Also, I rule the world, not you.

Conker: How can you be the ruler here? How old are you even?

*Pico suddenly pulls out his AK-47.*

Pico: Age doesn’t matter dumbass!

Conker: Isn’t it a bit too early in the day to start a fight? Oh, well.

FIGHT

*Conker, using his toon force, transforms into an anvil and attempts to ground-pound Pico. Pico stumbles back a bit from surprise, avoiding Conker’s attack*

Pico: I don’t know what the hell you are, but you need to go!

*Pico begins firing his AK-47 in an attempt to kill Conker. However, Conker is swiftly dodging the bullets by running around Pico. They go in circles for a little bit.*

Conker: Enough.

*Conker uses his tail to hover over to Pico quickly and pull out his frying pan to swing at Pico. Pico got knocked back, stumbling a little but still trying to stand up.*

Pico: What an asshole!

*Pico narrowed his eyes as he picked up his AK-47 again and jumped straight at Conker, using his legs to knock Conker into a nearby dumpster in an alley.*

Conker: Bitch…

*Conker pulls out a chainsaw slices the dumpster open and walks out.*

Pico: Oh really?

*Conker pulls out a shotgun and shoots it at Pico, who falls very injured. Pico then pulls out his medicine herb and smokes it, looking much better. Pico picks up his AK-47.*

Pico: You’re gonna be so full of lead that you’ll have to-

*Click, click!*

*The gun was out of ammo*

Conker: Not so tough now, are you?

Pico: I still have more tricks up my sleeve.

*Pico says, as he whips out two MAC-10s. Conker then has a lightbulb appear above his head.*

Conker: Okay, then.

*Conker whips out his SMGs. Pico starts shooting at Conker with both of his MAC-10s, but Conker manages to sidestep and shoot back at Pico with his SMGs. Pico dodges all of the bullets by quickly jumping in the air.*

Pico: Is that all you got?

part 2

*The two begin to rapidly fire at each other while dodging the other’s attacks. Pico tries to strike at Conker’s head, but he quickly avoids it. Conker then gets another lightbulb over his head before pulling out his slingshot and shooting a nut at Pico, knocking him back.*

Pico: Shit.

*Conker points his SMGs at Pico*

Conker: Any last words?

*Pico then smirks.*

Pico: I still have some.

*Suddenly the Ghettobots pull up, Leroy, Roc, and Jose. Conker looks around and notices the vortex is open. Conker, once again, has a lightbulb appear over his head and lets out a whistle calling his army.*

Pico: Don’t act like I don’t know what to do.

*Pico then begins break dancing on the ground while rapidly firing, moving around. Killing tons, some of them even retreating*

Leroy: Go get him Roc.

*Roc then walks up to Conker and throws a powerful punch at him, throwing him far. It then cuts to where Conker is. The Ghettobots show up with Jose in his mech suit. Conker has another lightbulb show above his head.*

Conker: I’ve dealt with this before.

*Conker pulls out two red bricks and slams them together, knocking all of the Ghettobots back, including Jose and his mech suit. It then cuts back to Pico, who killed most of the army, with the rest of them retreating. Conker then walks up to Pico.*

Conker: Ya know? I don’t think there’s a need to fight anymore.

*Conker says as he walks away from Pico, Pico wants to kill Conker but contemplates in his head about how he didn’t mean too much harm.*

Pico: Good point.

*Pico and Conker both begin walking away from each other until a dollar falls on the ground. Conker notices it and his pupils become dollar signs.*

Conker: Don’t mind if I do.

*Conker walks towards the dollar before Pico pulls out his twin MAC-10s.*

Pico: Don’t you have money in your world? The vortex is over there.

*Suddenly Roc shows up behind Conker and punches him away.*

Pico: Glad I don’t have to deal with him.

*Conker then appears with his chainsaw running behind Pico and slices him in half.*

Summary: Pico and Conker may be very close, but Conker still has more resources than Pico. So he wins.