Yes, I *am* obsessed.

NEED THIS

Imagine being single LMAO
Nah, it's easy if you find someone crazy enough. Like you all think she's really normal, but I ain't going to say anything.

No, I really want someone who's calm and collected. Basically what I'm not. Someone who actually has control.

Sounds like Hitler's preference in women

That's boring. And like, once you get someone you really vibe with, you'll get them

It's far from boring. It's calm, and can be fun if you find some activities together. And you just cuddle in the evening :3

Cuddling is better after mayhem.

What mayhem can you suggest?

Arson. Goblining in a park. Telling jehovah's witnesses "hail satan"

In all seriousness, though, I prefer calmer people. I like that they seem more in control (and you know me as a tiny bit on the sub side).

I'm also a huge bottom, but I love mayhem.

AWWWWWWWW

did it a lot of time ago, decided to redo it.
With whom did I do it? a character from a book I wrote. Regulus Silvelos.

Don't know who that is

Neither you nor anyone. He was the love interest of my self insert in my book, Meher Jenuma, before I realized I don't like boys romantically. prolly gonna turn him into a girl.

W

How'd you like his female retcon to be modelled after you?

Yes.

Ok then <3