doing this again bc it was funneh last time

Is it Just me or is duolingo gonna kill me? (Haven't done a lesson in 4 days)

lmao luckily I had streak freezes
I'm at 126

Oh boy

I don’t like to brag but 357

good job
I'ma touch you

GO ON, DO IT! IM NOT SCARED

oh!
okay...

Wait you were deadass?

Is it just me or did I just accidentally became the fourth reich?

how old is bro turning

Nigerian / Approved

Nazi type shi </3

Yea go k wordle in the fire

aight

✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

*touches* I told you I would.

*says every racial slur in existence whilst showing all of the passes for every single racial slur*

*throws you out the window* what.

*comes back* I have a permit for them

*touches again* bitch I do too

*brings up every single person from different race who gave me the passes and says every racial slur in existence whilst showing all of the passes for every single racial slur*

Who are you and what do you want with radium

I don't want nuthin with radium
he's tryna steal my wife from me

is dandys world peak

Lowkey yeah

I KNEW IT!! NoT EVERYONE ON THIS WORLD HATES DANDYS WORLD.

I have a whole friend group obsessed with it T-T

omg. im a boy and if i say that in class im gonna be bullied for over a year

damn son

i am not your son

but I birthed you!

omg that is such a weird thing to say... am i adopted?

yea I'm best friends with your adopted parents

NOOOOOOO I KNEW IT. did you see 9/11?

I eat seafood still :1

oh nice. thats better then a vegetarian.

outside

but im scared of grass can you go get it?

I'm scared of grass too.

how did you feed him then?

WAIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEED THEM?!

DO YOU THINK THEYRE EATING ROCKS OR SMTH?!?! well thats chicken dick- i mean breast tonight- i mean-

son what are you trying to say?

the chicken is dead so why not eat it?

I'm a PESCATARIAN </3

So you dont eat meat?

yep I was flying one of the planes

you are now my favorite user (and mom ig)

YAY!

can i now have my ipad back?

sure
just make sure to not get your crusty cheeto finger prints on it again.

ok mom. can i have paprika chips then?

mb I fed them to the hampster

hampster is not supposed to have chips dum dum. he will shit the whole cage

luckily we still have the cock
the chicken I mean

where is it?

STOP WHERE DID THE P COME FROM-