Landmine ferg

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder what this tasty looking pancake is doing on the floor

very interesting. eat it and tell me how it goes

I bit into it and appeared in this place some weird guy in a castle calls limbo. I'm so confused

weird

Status update I'm in the hospital what the hell is going on

very interesting. how many limbs do you have?

I asked them and they said the explosion was so bad I got concussed and I lost limbs in the 4th dimension, wtf are they talking Abt? WHAT EXPLOSION?!?

weird. 4th dimension? interesting. There was no explosion.

Yeah. Also they said limbo is hell I thought you needed 500 children in your basement for that that's why I always keep 499 down there

that's weirder. you do only need 500 children to get there. 499 is the right choice.

Opoohhh I know! Some of them must've grown up!

I mean, there is a lot more crying then I remember

The numbers must be at 1000 by now, it may be a smelly night, but I think all 499 of them will have a whole body to eat

ohhh okay

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