Fish sandwich lore:

someone get matpat out of retirement, this got me PUZZLED

What is puzzling you?

Why would you insult such cuisine in the first place?

That brown cat never had good fresh food

I mean, she is aware it was voted worst food in the entire world…

salmonella

He loves it

this meal will last him the rest of his life (death imminent)

No he eats these every day

his immune system is running on hopes and prayers

You know, there was a time where there was a worse item on the menu

when they are of lesser quality, they explode when put together

I know what happens, but it’s a secret

was i at least correct

No not exactly

ah
okie dokie

Aria wouldve liked tha samich

Yes… “Wouldve”

Why did she die?

She didn’t die, just had her soul stansfered somewhere else

Oh

Is bro's guts still with us? 😭

What? What do you mean?

Is his stomach okay?

Yeah he eats these all the time

Bro master the techniques of salmonella

He’ll be okay, he’s been eating these for fifteen years (not really)