yeaaaaaa boi

i live in ohio. wait, i was born in 1574?!?! am i even alive? i don't know. 1+1=Hamburger? aw damnit F on my math test; how am i getting happier? and how am i somehow making money??? ooh lets move to california!! ooh im rich. and im cool! or maybe im just gigachad??? beats me; yeaaaaaa boi; lets GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i have laser eyes; im immortal boi; what even am i now????????????? in control of everything, thats wut i am