Chat I might be a bottom

NO WAY A BLACKOUT

Okay do it

What country you in?

'MURICAAAA

Cringe, come to spain

Real

we have free hrw and also your gf.

Yeh

^3^

I ate eggs

Ah
I will throw a 🇺🇸 sized chair at you

Oh no

muahahahaha

Yes way.

i must find a bingo i can beat you in

The impossible bingo?

Slayers bingo

oh right
those two

Yeah

I dont even get a blackout with my own bingo anymore 0-0

LLLLLL

>:(

Hehehe

I will throw a chair at you

doubt that.

Doubt what

That you're that much of a bottom.

Well whatever

*hugs you and lifts you off the ground*

Istg if you're capable of this IRL Imma die

I can bench press like 40 kg. I can deadlift like 70~80 kg. Hug-lifting someone is way easier than that. Just don't weigh like 110 kg and I'll be able to.

I weigh like 150 pounds? I think

68 kg, I could probs bench press you once. (The 40 is like my 10 whole reps)

Oh my god -////-

If you want I could train harder to bench press you =P

I don't think that would end well for my mental state

You'd get so flustered you'd burn my hands =P

Real, I'd be red hot

I'll train w/o telling you so I can surprise you =P

Oh no

Be my barbell <3
My dumbell.
Bc you're kinda dumb/hj

Damn

Nah, ly. You're fun to talk to, and that's a pretty good indicator of you not being dumb.

Idk I could just be good at hiding it

Hiding stupidity is what smart people do.

Don't you logic me

Stop me, you cute dummy

I would but idk how

Like Tbh, I'm absolutely stupid, everyone is, bc being stupid is being human and in the moment. Being smart is being able to slow yourself down, and the more you can slow yourself down, the smarter you are. I kind of think in bullet time.

Yey

that's why I'm always finishing people's sentences.

I am the one who says sandwiches

You already told me you don't like people finishing your sentences, so I'mma be like "Stop for a sec, plan your stuff up."

Plans are for COWARDS

YOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT 😭😭😭

I know :333

F**k off, I'm interrupting you./hj
Ly