Miss, sorry, but I need to inform you on the origins of the food you are currently eating and planned on consuming. The meat in the burger you are eating is actually human flesh from butchered vagrants, the milk from which the cheese is made from is breastmilk stolen from mothers, the bread adulterated with conditioners produced with all the types of hair from humans. The fries are fried in the fat of the morbidly obese. The sugar in your candies is ran through the burnt bones of orphans, and their blood mixed with the chocolate in your candybar. Not even the veggies on your burger is untainted, as they were grown with human parts and sewage. Oh, and all of these 'food' items have been cursed to further debase you into a lecherous, everhungry, and sadistically bloodlustful deviant. Is that a slight bit of worry I see on your face? Good, have worry, and use that worry to propel you into ditching that demonic slop you call food, and allow it to drive you to consume BANANAS!!!, the most divine food known by and gifted to man and beast, a food that brings you closer to God with every bite!!! Have a wonderful rest of your life ma'am!
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